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Below is some shite penned by a Chichester resident; Word on the Street: Chichester 03 Nov 2000 I love living in Chi' (the petname everybody uses for Chichester).... It's a beautiful little city, fortunate to have a cathedral, and gothic market cross, several old buildings and a town wall. The people are friendly, often snobbish (if that's a good thing) and most of us have something of a superiority complex. The only disadvantage is that it is too far from London for most people to want to commute from. However, this also means that the surrounding countryside is unspoiled. West Sussex harbours some beautiful little vilages.'' |
A response to the stupid smug idiot who penned the above drivel
There you have it; snobbish, and with a superiority complex, and the writer thinks those are good qualities!
People friendly? No way, unless you pretend you've a few million stashed away then they all want to know you because 'you're worth knowing'. They're selfish and shallow, and as our friend has written they are snobbish. They are also cunning and devious, and will endlessly lie and cheat to get others into trouble and themselves out of a tight situation.
The villages are nothing to write home about and because they are full of snobs and yobs they are shitholes.
The superiority complex our friend writes about is there in most of the wankers, who talk down to you even though they are thicker than you are. In the average Cicestrian's mind he or she can do no wrong and anything which does happen is always the other person's fault. That superiority complex is totally unjustified and is the product of seriously deluded minds.
A few years ago, at Bosham Hoe, one of the wealthy local female residents and her husband attacked an innocent parked motorist and his car one Sunday morning, tearing his clothes and leaving him covered in spittle. She was cautioned by the police and had to pay the victim compensation. Other incidents of a similar nature are legion, usually caused by scum such as the couple described above.
People friendly? No way, unless you pretend you've a few million stashed away then they all want to know you because 'you're worth knowing'. They're selfish and shallow, and as our friend has written they are snobbish. They are also cunning and devious, and will endlessly lie and cheat to get others into trouble and themselves out of a tight situation.
The villages are nothing to write home about and because they are full of snobs and yobs they are shitholes.
The superiority complex our friend writes about is there in most of the wankers, who talk down to you even though they are thicker than you are. In the average Cicestrian's mind he or she can do no wrong and anything which does happen is always the other person's fault. That superiority complex is totally unjustified and is the product of seriously deluded minds.
A few years ago, at Bosham Hoe, one of the wealthy local female residents and her husband attacked an innocent parked motorist and his car one Sunday morning, tearing his clothes and leaving him covered in spittle. She was cautioned by the police and had to pay the victim compensation. Other incidents of a similar nature are legion, usually caused by scum such as the couple described above.