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Here's a bit more snobbish shite posted by one of the self-regarding denizens of Chichester! "Word on the Street: Chichester 15 Jan 2001 Chichester's a really nice place - the people are friendly... ...there are a range of decent shops and restaurants, and the South Downs are situated just to the north of the city. However, the area to the south of Chichester is a rather depressing section of coast, badly cut off and home to numerous caravan and retirement parks." |
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Oh what a shame! Those dreadful caravan parks attract the wrong sort of people! How awful they are! Lower-class people, not like those of us who went to public school. Even though we didn't go to public school, we like to pretend we did. Just like we pretend we went to university when we didn't; some of us are so full of ourselves we pretend we went to Cambridge, or Oxford, when in reality we went nowhere because our O level grades were crap and didn't even allow us to do A levels. But never mind, we can always pretend, and we can even talk down to genuine university graduates because we falsely claim to have gone to 'Oxbridge'.
The people are by no means friendly; they are so much up their own arses that they daren't breathe. Most of them haven't smiled or laughed in 20 years, they're so afraid of upsetting the 'right people'.
I can remember being in a newsagents down there and a customer quibbling about 20p on a paper bill worth a lot more; he refused to pay it, then got in his expensive car and drove back to his £1 million pound house on Bosham Hoe.
I also remember an old guy in a pub down there insisting to the bloke he was drinking with that he went, not to school, but to 'public school' What a pretentious wanker.
Decent people, which most people are, should avoid the Chichester area. It's the last redoubt of feudalism, racism, pretentious lies and bull shit.
The people are by no means friendly; they are so much up their own arses that they daren't breathe. Most of them haven't smiled or laughed in 20 years, they're so afraid of upsetting the 'right people'.
I can remember being in a newsagents down there and a customer quibbling about 20p on a paper bill worth a lot more; he refused to pay it, then got in his expensive car and drove back to his £1 million pound house on Bosham Hoe.
I also remember an old guy in a pub down there insisting to the bloke he was drinking with that he went, not to school, but to 'public school' What a pretentious wanker.
Decent people, which most people are, should avoid the Chichester area. It's the last redoubt of feudalism, racism, pretentious lies and bull shit.