The Worst Things about Chichester

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This is taken courtesy of Knowhere; it's their list of the worst things about Chichester

  • townie's annoying skaters who ask "can u have my brother":) hehe
  • Some of the arrogant prats who live in Chichester... the old farts who push you out of the way in Smiths, the brainless idiots in 4 wheel drives who think it makes them look good, the stupid cows who wear sunglasses all year and who possess an arrogant, sneering expression
  • The conservatism of the place The prices
  • If you are under 60 ther is zilch for you to do,like most south coast councils, Chichester believes that no one should have fun until they are old enough to play bowls.
  • UM, THE BORN-AND BREDS OF CHI! BEWARE
  • Those selfish, stupid women who wear sunglasses on the top of their heads winter or summer, cloudy or bright.
  • Lots of townies (though they're now being outnumbered by vast numbers of nirvana-loving hoodie-wearing 10 year olds, damn them to hell.) Bus service dirty and not always reliable, though okay as a last resort.
  • Moaners. Basically apathy and moaning are a West Sussex pasttime. They engage in bickering and criticism and never get off their backsides to do anything about anything. Snobbery and reverse snobbery abound. I have lived in the area all my life and I must be one of the few people I know who doesn't engage in the instantaneous judgemental spasm that passes for a point of view of a Cicestrian
  • The annoying people who all wear hoodies in town. They think they are so cool and hip because they like Limp Bizkit and Korn. They like to call themselves 'Grungers'. New skaters, related to the grungers, they can talk the talk and are getting in the way of the more experienced skaters who actually can skate, and don't just have the board as a fashion accessory.
  • You go on bout theses middle class women-but its everyone-and i mean EVERYONE in Chi thats acts in that kind of way-from young to old-if people from chichester cared less bout how they looked-theyd be a lot friendliiier and happier bunch-its a shallow place really
  • Townies, Grungers, Goths
  • Too much rain.
  • The breed of folk who retire here from the city and then try to change things. E.G. the airdrome and motor circuit have been here long before them so why buy a house on that side of town and then campaign to have them silenced?
  • There are more mean minded people in the Chichester area than anywhere else I can think of, who are ready to engage in malicious gossip and rumour mongering against others. It's not those who have moved into the area in general: it's the people who have been in the area all their lives, the uneducated types. Nasty, very nasty indeed.
  • the only club (thursdays) is a minimum four quid cab ride away
  • The stupid women who walk about with glasses on the top of their heads, trying to look as if they're upper class Sloane Rangers. Most of them have no money, and even fewer brains. Self regarding, pitiful fakes all. The National Front would do well to set up a branch in the Chichester area: there are so many racists of all ages around who hate black people, Asians, people from France, Germans, Welsh, Scots, people from Hampshire, Hertfordshire, basically anyone not born in the Chi area.. I kid you not. They're all thick and stupid, and it shows so clearly.
  • The stupid middle aged female frumps who speak with artificially 'posh' accents, wear sunglasses on the top of their heads at all times of the year and who think they're really special. Chi is full of the silly old bags
  • The prats in their four wheel drive vehicles who think it makes them look rich, and who never take the things anywhere except to the shops and on the school run
  • Traffic Wardens,the queue at Mc D's,and of mcourse the mindless morons who don't appaer to have a brain cell between them.
  • The arrogant middle aged wallies who live around Chi The silly old fools who drive at about 10 mph everywhere The wifebeater who lives in West Ashling
  • Some of the arrogant snobs who live around the area. Most have no money or brains, and it shows so clearly.
  • Thick, smug people who think they are wonderful.. Chi has more than its fair share
  • If you don't know people they can be a bit crappy Fights between munchkins on Friday nights when all the 14 year olds go drinking Big town families with long histories of doing each other over