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Census myths exploded
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That Census is positively orgasmic for pretentious Chichester prats. You can't be prosecuted for falsely claiming to be a university graduate, or saying you earn over 50 or 100 grand a year. It gives these bullshitting wankers the chance to fantasise on a grand scale, and know their lying fantasies will be published nationally.
A CITY, or so they say, of pretentious, snobbish, deluded wankers.
That Census is positively orgasmic for pretentious Chichester prats. You can't be prosecuted for falsely claiming to be a university graduate, or saying you earn over 50 or 100 grand a year. It gives these bullshitting wankers the chance to fantasise on a grand scale, and know their lying fantasies will be published nationally.
A CITY, or so they say, of pretentious, snobbish, deluded wankers.